Funny jokes

Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: Damn!

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Students: Your parents!

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Abajo. Abajo who? I have abajo of water with me.

What were the emo kid's pronouns?

Was/were.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

IDK! WHY?

To go see yo mama!

My father can take a joke because he made one.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

How do you sex?

With penis!

Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"

The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!