Funny jokes
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Memes
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"