What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
