Funny jokes
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
Memes
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."