Funny jokes
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.