Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
Looks like someones funny bones broken!
What's the worse thing about having a congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
When your driving past a graveyard say: wow people were just dying to get in there.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
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what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?" "For fingering a minor" Ahaha so funny
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
