Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Funny
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas do you get it they are hill areas like a mountain is a hill area it sounds like hilarious so you get it
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
These jokes are a little to explosive if you ask me
people:(arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny). me:(m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
What do you say to a 1 legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
Why do orphans play gta ?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button
Tip for Kindness for the day.
Tip one. Always speak up for your self. Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for your self be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for your self and others if they need it. Best-Gwen
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen!
