What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
