Funny jokes
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Funny Test Answers #7
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.