Funny jokes
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Funny Test Answers #7
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.