I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”
Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it
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What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
if your bored, punch an orphan
what are they gonna do tell there parents?
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head ?
mummy
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
What is a frog's favourite drink? Croaka-cola!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth...
A. A gummy bear
Q: why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: because they were a racquet!
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke life fucks your until you stop breathing,a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore
