Funny jokes
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Memes
Funny Test Answers #7
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
A limbo champion walks into a bar.