Funny jokes
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! ๐๐
Whatโs the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until itโs not funny anymore.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Memes
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!