Funny jokes
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Cooper is funny.
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
...
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"