I kicked a soccer ball at a wheelchair kid and said ROCKET LEAGUE
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, CUM on, the are not even funny!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny. Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop"!
tbh I was not even talking to u guys I was talking to The funny jokes about ariana and people where saying she was adopted so tbh fuck off!
"Knock, Knock" "Who's there"
"Cargo" ""Cargo who"
"Cargo beeb, beeb beeb be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!
What happened to the woman who sliped in a sea food restaurant? Um...I don't know what? She sliped on a mussel!
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
Hi gwen how is life!
A.Bad, lame, and suckish
B. Good, awesome and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man your such an asshole!
Hi um okay...Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Hi guys! In my opinoion I think your jokes are non-funny! can you make more sense! Btw who writes jokes about orphan> Thanks for understanding!
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
Gwen please just come back I love you and I miss you sooo much!
Last week was my BLIND friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need. As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grader for a birthday present he sets it next to him. As weeks past he comes up to me. He said " That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I has ever read"
this is not a joke its a warning!
you guys are stupid I am an ophan and you better stop doing these btw if you are an ophan put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Gwen we can chat in 2 mounths my aunt just died from covid and is talking forever for us too get there to californa I love you your boyfriend prince!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
