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Funny Jokes

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there"

"Cargo" ""Cargo who"

"Cargo beeb, beeb beeb be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"