Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
