I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a$$ commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's" It was the funniest $h8 ever! blob:chrome-untrusted://media-app/04b6442d-df5c-4ee5-947f-ffa055c5b59a
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
How come your sister is hotter than you, funny, huh.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
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If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
people:(arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny). me:(m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
this joke is so funny I'll bet you greened (grined)
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.
