Funny jokes
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.