Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
A man walks into a bar the man says why the human face It’s not funny At All
55. I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.