Funny

Funny jokes

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.

"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”