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Sex is like math

You add a bed πŸ›Œ

Subtract the clothesπŸ‘šπŸ‘•πŸ‘–πŸ‘™

Divide the legsπŸͺ’

And pray you don’t multiply πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘©

Neona (πŸ˜ƒ): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

Gwen (😁): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!

Neona (😁): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

Gwen (😏): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

Neona (πŸ™): Who is Mr. Jaekson?

Gwen (πŸ˜•): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

Neona (πŸ˜•): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

Gwen (😯): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

Neona(🀨,πŸ™,😠): Gwen, you are a liar!

Gwen (😟): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!

Neona (πŸ˜”): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!

Gwen (πŸ™): He does your not listing.

Neona (🀬): I don't care BITCH!!!!

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak.

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mine?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals, the people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up!

Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...lets see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!

Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.

Neona (πŸ˜”) : You got the job and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.

Gwen (😠): Neona you just don't got enough confidents, you got to have it confidents in life. I know you will get the job I do now just believe instead of giving up!

Neona (😞) : UGH fine!!!

Gwen (πŸ˜‰): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face too!

Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen your the best!

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Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!

Bianca (🀨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (πŸ˜’): What do you need Bianaca?

Bianca: Its Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?

Zari: Your sister is'nt listed in the meantime, just relax.

Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!

Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.

Gina: Do you know my sisters name?

Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.

Gina: Fine I don't care!!!

Everyone has a good heart they just don't know what to do with it. I say give some one some love. Hate is soooooo stupid love is soooo smart!

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying. tip 1. Ignore them, bullys are really just cowards. tip 2. Stand up for your self, its ok for people to also help you but you do the same for your self! 3. Just let them be, their just stupid! Love you-Iariah

Someone said to me when it was winter it time for you to β€œchill out” I was like πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee stalingeon What!

Kris My mother is a fucker!

The whole world

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!