I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion. But her joke was crap.
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
it would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. it would be prety funy I think lol. just a little funny lol
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
These are not funny those that are Adopted feel hurt by these! You shall feel ashamed of yourself! Take the L! - Losers
sister. your ugly other sister. im not ypur reflection
ps. sorryif it is not funny
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
Q: What kinda bees give milk? A: Boobees
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
When I see two lovers name on a tree I don’t find it cute or funny, I think why would they be bringing a. Knife on a date.
Violence against women is funny :)
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
