Funny jokes
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.