What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house đźŹ
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house
Your momma's so fat when I went to suck her titties I got a mouth full of knee
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car
A: A suicide bomber
What's black and yellow and cant swim?
- A School Bus Full Of Orphans
Earth is full, Go home!
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk."
Your so full of shit that the toilets jealous.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
