I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk."
what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bus full of children..
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What’s yellow and can’t swim
A school bus full of children
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
What is long and hard and full of seemen.
A submarine
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
Why can’t orphanes play poker because they don’t know what a full house is
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣