What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
What is long and hard and full of seemen.
A submarine
Biggest joke?
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
