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How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
Ur forehead so big that babies can Use it as a full sized football pitch
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be - Au - Ti - Full!
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
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Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
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people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
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The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
why are orphans so bad at poker?
they don't know what a full house is.
