Full jokes
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.