Full jokes
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Memes
experiment
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.