My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be - Au - Ti - Full!
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day Give a man a poisoned potato, hell be full for the rest of his life.
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What do you call a bus full of kids, kills killstreak
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
my gun is like my house used to be full now its empty
A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' “I still don't get it” responded the Little Johnny. “Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.
What can you tell a difference between man and a woman relationship? Both of them are just full of shit.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
-Dark humor
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
