Full jokes
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD
PS free sex at my name
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.