A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom
What does 1nan + 1nan= 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans
What did one Koala say to the other?
Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAuuggh!
Knock knock Who is there Mother Mother who Fuck of bichon I'm your mother
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
You work at papa's pizzaria ok?
Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know... *shows him the oven with my pizza* Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! *shows boss pizza in oven* Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
I went home one day. My mom said look what a few guys got me. It was a MILF trophy. My mom ask what does that mean. So I said Mom's I'd Like To Fuck. Then my mom said these guy want to fuck me. I said yeah. Then my mom said I still got it.
FUCKING CRACKER AND YOU SMELL LIKE FISH
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
symple: y did u include me in this fuckery? symple: and y the fuck am i the profile picture? angela: because u r the thot of the group. symple: well it takes one to know one. symple: arnt Thot jokes just ̈whore ́able ̈? angela: FUCK OFF!
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
can you fuck me plz
Fucking Fruit
why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncin beans
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
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