Frustration jokes

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

Sets fire to computer.

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.

Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.

Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?

Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.

Police: ... Child: 😊

Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.