Frustration jokes
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Sad so sad
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
MOOOMMMM
Happens a lot to me😐
DAM
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my moms trying to slut shame me for shit i dindt do like... you came home so many times with so many idffrent guys, sometimes more than one guy you stole fuckgin handcuffs from me you had a kid on caollage btw cause you couldnt keep your dick out of your pants then procceded to have more who you obvously shouldnt have and when your bfs here, he makes it clear you flirt with other guys you littearly fuck someone like daily so i dont want to hear it but if im a slut, like mother, like fucking daughter.
that shorty is acc so annoying why is his ego more than his height, no one likes him, he acc so annoying he needs to get lost and get a life hes not tuff
I swear if I lose my fucking meds one more time im gonna dissapear.