Frustration jokes
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK ๐๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐
FOLKS ๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐๐
MAKES ๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐๐๐
YIKES ๐๐ฉถ๐๐๐
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS ๐๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐
CURES ๐๐๐ฉถ๐ฉถ๐
CULTS ๐๐๐ฉถ๐๐
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, โAre you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.โ The wife replies, โWho says I was sleeping?โ
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldnโt have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a โJust Do Itโ shirt.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
I can't have my Oreos ๐ญ Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
U can vent here idc.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.