The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
U can vent here idc.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Dinkleberg!
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
