Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
U can vent here idc.
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
