Frustration Jokes

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Two balls on a high shelf. One yellow. One blue with a face. The text says: "the kickball stuck in the gym ceiling for all eternity:".

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Why did the emo kid get mad?

I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”

And then you die inside.

ENTER PASSWORD.

WRONG.

RESET PASSWORD.

NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.

Sets fire to computer.

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.