Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
What is a self harm persons favorite game
Fruit ninja
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
Why don't you see gay people in wheelchairs. Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup
He was so naughty
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What Game do Emo's Play Fruit Ninja (Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging