What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Fruit Jokes
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Banana!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
