Fruit

Fruit jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.

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  • What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    The apple gets picked.

    What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

    I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

    When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.