Fruit jokes
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.