What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
Up your butt with a coconut!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
