Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.