If your boyfriends doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
a hot dog and a banana had a race who won
the WIENER
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Pineapple goes on pizza
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked
All these oranges but you still orange the one for me
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
