Fruit jokes
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.