Fruit

Fruit jokes

What do rappers like cantaloupe?

Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?

They hang from trees.