What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What do u call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
