Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.