I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
https://worstjokesever.com/underground-fruit-association-of-n&c-(ugfa)
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
i told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isnβt the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
βEmo cake?β says the baker. β What exactly is it?β
Anthony says, βItβs the cake that cuts itself.β
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
Whatβs the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
Theyβre both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if heβs an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because youβre a knockout! If you were a vegetable, youβd be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because youβre really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, youβd be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
