Fruit jokes
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.