Fruit

Fruit jokes

Accident

Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.

Orange

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Emo

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

Emo

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Memes

Apple

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Tree

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Banana

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!

Orphan

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

Log

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"