Fruit jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.