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What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
If somebody gives you Lemons,cut them in half and do the Juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split at Sunday school
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
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What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
What is the cherries favourite cartoon?
Tom and cherry😃😃😎😎😆😆
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
