Fruit jokes
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.