Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
Orange you glad to see me?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!