Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
i like mangoes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
Pineapple turnover
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
