Fruit jokes
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.