Fruit jokes
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! π
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Memes
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"