what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
If an orange is called an orange why isn’t a lemon called a yellow
why do orphans hate apples? because they get picked over them
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
why do you call a pineapple a pineapple
because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
