What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
Rose's are red lemons are sour spread your legs give me an hour
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Orange you glad to see me?
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
banana
