Fruit jokes
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Orange you glad to see me?
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.