What is the cherries favourite cartoon?
Tom and cherry😃😃😎😎😆😆
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?
the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!🍷👊💥😂
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
