Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Banana joke?
Banana!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!