Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Thats a sussy Strawberry
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.