Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
