Fruit jokes
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Thats a sussy Strawberry
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇