Fruit jokes
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.