Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! π
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
