what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
Orange you glad to see me?
how do you fix a cracked pumpkin? with a pumpkin patch
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
Rose's are red lemons are sour spread your legs give me an hour
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
if u were a vegetable u would be a cute-cumber
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
