Fruit jokes
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Memes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.