Fruit jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Fucking Fruit!
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.