Friendship jokes
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Memes
so true look down
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.