Friendship jokes

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

How do you be friends with a musician?

B minor.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Friend: Do you know him?

Other Friend: Know who?

Friend: My dick!

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Daveon is my blud, cuh.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."