New Friendship Jokes - Page 6

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

One day I went to talk to my friend.

"Hi John!" I said.

No response.

"Oh, yeah."

I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.

"Hope that helps!"

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?

My friend said my life was a joke.

No jokes have meaning.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.

You won't feel lonely anymore :(

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.