You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Friendship Jokes
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. đ¶
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, Iâll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he canât stand up for himself.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Run, bestie, run!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
