Friend

Friend Jokes

My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day, i painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping, still had some extra space

My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silluoette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

Man: aw man im having a bad day Man's friend:same Man:so why did you have a bad day my brother got hit by the school bus Man's friend: i got fired as a bus driver Man: oh great heavens

I was with my friend atom the other day he’s pretty tall . . . Compared to you

my friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultist so I said Kanye's fanbase

People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!