I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
My grandpa lost his toe today. đ
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Whatâs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyâre filled with holes.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
When I found out that my toaster wasnât waterproof, I was shocked.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.
On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller whatâs his name.
Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5
So gg miller replied, âMILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAMEâ
So, we already know Star25âs real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en
But, thereâs an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.
So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but letâs back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0âs new accountâs videos. Since GG Millerâs name says, âMillerâ in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0
So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0âs full name, which is, âAdrian Gorges Millerâ.
Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldnât find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still havenât found him yet... Iâm really good at hide and seek!
