Found jokes
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.
Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.