Found jokes

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"