Found jokes

Orphan

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Adoption

One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

Fire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Toy

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Orphan

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

Covid

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Player

Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?

He woke up and found out it was true.

Hairline

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Fire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

Gold

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Website

On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.

Cat

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Mouth

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

Glory Hole

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

Nanny

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,

"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.