What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Touch Down
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt........ Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!!
What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
why cant Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one to
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball Laquon Treadwell!
Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Messi shiquito...
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me
South’s losing to broncos😹
And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
