Football Jokes

On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets

LEWENGOALSKI

Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!

whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire

Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now

Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me

I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

9/11 also known as the day football stoped

Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

Why does New York have the jets as their football team if those are what took out the twin towers

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer

I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium