Football Jokes

on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.

Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?

New York Jets.

How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

what is al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets

what was sally's role in a football game?

the football ;-;

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I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league

I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!

Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)

hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo