Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
only in ohio
Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn't
Cleveland Browns
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
LEWENGOALSKI
whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
9/11 also known as the day football stoped
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
Why was the twin towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ' MATCH '
