Football jokes

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

what was sally's role in a football game?

the football ;-;

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football

Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?