And there the referee taking down Ronaldo's number. Not really the time or the place but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
VVD better than Sergio Ramos
DR. what is wrong with me? You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
My Friend said having sex is alot like your first football game
Your bloody and bruised but at least your dad was there
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
Why did the chicken say to the football guy you quarter. Stiller
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school? Because they never get picked
Why did Jesus play football
He was Spanish ayo
why cant a orphan play football cause they cant find home or return.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website, when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised. Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
why are nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting
Why did the football coach go too the bank? To get his quarterback!
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner
I was given a invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney. Thats why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware
#SpursAreIn9thLOL
