Food jokes
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
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I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.