Food jokes
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.