Food jokes
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Cheese.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Where is Freshfry?
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
I like mangoes.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Do nut get in my way.