Food jokes
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
Kaas.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!