Food jokes
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Milk (DYM 115).
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
I like chips.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.