Food jokes
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Eat this, peppe.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.