Following jokes
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Follow my Twitch: fifa_king1122
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Follow me on Instagram @v2good.at.fortnite and @v2good.at.edits for a surprise.
Btw, you have to like all my posts :)
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.