They told me I could never be an actor....
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
why did the chicken cross the road?
the chicken next to him farted.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
Ariana Grande was in the store and when she pustest her groecy she said "Thank you, next"
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
two hats are next to eachother, one hat says to the other ''stay here, ill go on a head"
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus
Ur next
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Would you like to win 100k? Commet on my next video for a chance to win
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
