An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
hey guys wish me luck on my game AI-Nassr vs RaedAl-Raed. and i have 604 million followers on instagram but we are not gonna be able to beat that but can we get to 69 followers please and thankyou
Roses are red Violets are too You better run Iβm following you
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said β a smileβ
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Follow,me if you need advice or just follow mee
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i Μve never seen a stalker following her.
How do you get 1 million followers? You ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
i saw some kid following me some i toled him to go back to his family orphan: what famliy
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ΜMi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Μ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ΜYes sir! Μ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ΜForks and knives, forks and knives! Μ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ΜGoody-goody gumdrops! Μ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You Μre under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.