Fly jokes
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
So, my mom has hit me with a flip flop when I was bad, and when I cheated on my girl, right when the other girl came in, a flip flop came flying in the room.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
flying into that girl booty
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Which flies cannot be seen?
Time flies.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.