Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I love you
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What did one plane say to the other let’s fly
What is the difference between an Isis training, camp and a school?
Not sure I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
