Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I love you.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
