Fly

Fly jokes

Pilot

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Plane

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Water

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Kobe

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

Peter Pan

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

Uncle

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Uncle

All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.

My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.

Plane

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Flag

Once I took a test on waving signal flags.

They said I passed with flying colors.