Fly jokes
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
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I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.