Fly

Fly Jokes

Grandpa

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Kobe

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

Difference

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Kid

Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?

Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.

Wrap

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Super man

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

Pair

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Plane

Tonight, on Top Gear!

James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!

Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!

And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!

Brick

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

Plane

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Pilot

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.