My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
