Fly jokes
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"