Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin your mo-om. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin sex with your mother That makes me better than you. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom

What makes a bird fly?

Bird food! LAUGH

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by, I checked my watch and said, “My how time is FLYING by.”

Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they’d be bay gulls.

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚘? A magic car 🚗 can fly and a human can not fly

what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter

A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”

My friend says, “Time flies when having fun,” so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘

What’s the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird

What can you do for a magic house 🏡? Make it fly

What is a magic school?a school that can fly

What do call a flying bus? An Airbus.

science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight

WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY

CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD

What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly? A fake one ☝️

what can fly? bird.

What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠

Eeee is a time for a tree night out to a tree 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree

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