if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
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What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
i would say fly high to kobe, but obviously he didn't....
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Chuck norris sneezed and sent 2 planes fly...ON SEPTEMBER 11 2001
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What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them but once the little people come jumping of them out it becomes sad and awful.
