Fly jokes
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.