Fly jokes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Memes
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"