Fly jokes
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Memes
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"