Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because youâre a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, youâd be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because youâre really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, youâd be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and a flower. One is beautiful
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
Why donât babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Petal
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
