What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Flower Jokes
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because youâre a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, youâd be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because youâre really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, youâd be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Petal
