Flower jokes
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Roses are red, I wish you were dead.
I got something in my eye
Roses are red, violets are violet.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"