what did the flower say to the crazy penut?
Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers. But there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them. Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that too. After a few hours, he gets the tux. That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet. Your mom's the twin towers and I am the pilot!
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty, We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey bud! When do you open?
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self raising...
What did the step dad say to the flower? YOU'RE GROUNDED!
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Why do eight year old girls wear panties with flowers on? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there
what did the rock say to the flower?
rocks can't talk -.-
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her...
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
