Flex jokes
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Memes
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Memes
Community
yum yum yum 😍😍😍😍 two trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involantary flex
ashton Is telling everyone to leave him alone and to stop being mean, but he is harassing random girls and being a jerk when they don't want to date him. He only wants a girlfriend to flex on his "friends" if he has any. He is a bad person.
Please stop asston.
I would capitalize his name but, he doesn't deserve it.