Flex jokes

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

Why did the rapper go to the gym?

To work on his flex rhymes!

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.