Flex jokes
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :
Well, at least my adoption fee cost more than you.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Lean.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
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ashton Is telling everyone to leave him alone and to stop being mean, but he is harassing random girls and being a jerk when they don't want to date him. He only wants a girlfriend to flex on his "friends" if he has any. He is a bad person.
Please stop asston.
I would capitalize his name but, he doesn't deserve it.