my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to sower
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
