Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
