Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to sower
