Flex Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Ass

A selfie of Phil Swift holding a can of Flex Seal with the caption "boutta flex seal my ass."

Ass

A man holding a can of Flex Seal spray with a caption above that says "I'm about to flex seal my ass".

Flavor

The image shows a box of Pop-Tarts with the flavor "Flex Tape". The packaging has a red circle stating "Phil Swift approved!" The graphic shows two Pop-Tarts filled with black Flex Tape and a small Flex Tape container on the lower left. Phil Swift is giving a thumbs-up on the right.

Classmate

My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :

Jokes

Water

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Emo

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

Titanic

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!