Fish jokes
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.