Fish jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!