Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
dad fucked mom mom fucked son son fucked sister sister fucked dog dog fucked cat cat fucked bird bird fucked fish fish fucked dad dad really liked it
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Yesterday I asked my friend “ What is a fish without eyes” They replied “I don’t know” I said “ fsh “
if you shoot at a school of fish?
COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market. He yells, "Hello ladies!"
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.
