Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.
About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."
I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."
Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the fish say when he got to the dam? Dam water. Dam!
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What is similar between sex and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
